Ham-a-lamb-ela

combat your poison..............

urgh, I didn't go out last night, due to illness and tiredness. THEN apparently LUCE got her phone stolen on thursOO, so I coudln't contact her this nacht. :(:(:(



SADS!!!!


I wanted to dance LUCES face from her nose. I was not able to. SADS!!!





SADS SADS SADS SADS SADS SADS!!!!


story of the night:(

Well, hello, bonjour, guten abend. Take your pick.

It is quite a late, or early, time to be typing on ones keyboard, but there is reason for this treason!!

AHA, well my story is that, Luce and I are hosting a wine evening at my house, and I'm the most excited Ham in the whole cork that I cannot schlafen.

I'll tally up what we have just spent in Tesco (shop of the Gods).

£58.46 on wines from various countries
£23.28 on cheeses and snacks (£19 of this was on cheese may I add)
and 98p on bread sticks, which we had to go back for.
Tomorrow we travel to a distant shop to purchase some fresh French stick with the remaining money.

Now I am in the process of coordinating the events, which I found to be quite tricky, but satisfying task. A CD is being compiled, containing the finest media of vast years from around the globe. As well as score cards, invitations (which have now become momentos, as we didn't distribute them effectively) and other wine ralated items.

I'm actually going to wee. Even people who weren't invited originally, have thrust money upon me to attend, suggesting that everyone is going to be in the most stupendously appropraite mood.

Time to rest. I hope.

x

Guuurd evenin' dudes!!

This is a Hambolina update, in YOUR face!!

Well, Ham went out last night, but didn't set awf until about 12:15am, and then ofcourse I walked to Aruba. The air was so calm and beautiful, and Luce weed on her trousers. Lol, ooooooh did you see that bathos there!!

Yep, Aruba, I entered, I danced, I drank, I weed once, I kissed, I smiled, I looked at the hoi polloi in disgust, I hopped about on my pogo stick (no tents involved) and finally I left.

Pizza is what I then purchased, and ate it is what I did. T'was quite possibley the best meal I had that day, even though it was the only one.

Drew cried in my eye, which was mint. And I sythesised this beauty speech about how going to Uni was a gurd idea, as she was upseto about leaving all the gang behind. Drew, you're a beaut!! I give you permission to cry, wee, salivate, well basically drip any kind of moistness onto me at any time!

'Don't you hear the laughter on the way down?'

I noticed in my General Studies exam on WednEsday that fire exit signs show someone (male I would say) running, cavorting, cantering, approaching as if going to do the high jump (Flosberry) towards an exit, taking them to freeeeeeedom. But in all my firey experiences, I have always been told to make my way to exits in a walking type of fashion!! I think something should be done about this, as I find it confusing, when it is actually advertised that you neither feet need to be on the floor at any time. (Read the rules of Olympic walking and that sentence will make so much more sense)

Yes, well I went to Balubo last night, and when I got home it was actually the day, and I was filled with pleasure, but also disgusted.

After my miniscule amount of sleep, I was woken up by the gardener with his hideously life destroying grass trimming machines. But it was oky, as I woke up with Zing this morning. The kind of Zing that makes you feel that it is acceptable to not wash. I call it Ming Zing. But that quickly faded, and I washed away alllll the memories of previous events.

Luce, you're a dude!! Who else would I drink Minto Vinto with!!??

I awf now.

P.S.
I hate the postal service.

Aloha! Look, can you believe it!?? Ham is updating his live journal!! He's not just logging on, reading everyone else's lives, then hopping off on a stick, he's actaully typin' away like a big typing thing!!!

I feel i may jump into song soon, so join in with me if you would.

tralala falala

Aaaaaaaaaaaw yey, Lamb is in my ears and it's beautiful.

Anywho. I'm here. I think there might be a reason for my happiness, it might be something to do with the nice few days ahead with NO exams pulling lewd facial contortions at me. WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[GOSPEL CHOIR SINGING BEHIND ME]

UUUUUUUUUUURGHH, am I that sad!?

the answer is YES, I am. WooP.

Oooh, I hope the gig was pretty damn funky last night, I'm kind of gutted I couldn't go, although no revision took place. I took Dan's dog Wilma on the beach for a big fat sea side adventure.

Ooooh dear, I'm quite supressed, which is awful, but happy about it.

OOOOooooooooooooh I'm going for a midnight walk tonight, so if anyone wants to join me, give me a caaaaaallllllllllllllll wooo!

Over and out!
xx

oooooooo man I think that I might drown in Jeff Buckley's voice

Anywho, hello. I'm Ham, tralalaa

Well, I went to college today, and wasn't as bad as I anticipated, although on the scale of things in life, t'was awful upon all imaginable.

Also, I'm in a bit of a rut. I seem to not want to study Pharmacy anymore (or never did, not sure which one it is). Which is a bit silly! And now I don't know whether to use up my last application slot on Radiography or Maths with Music(which is by far the most exciting thing).

What am I to do!!

Hahaha I'm so lame, I should be revising right now, but all I'm doing is typing up my life so people can read it and go, 'oh'.

I'm now excited about Sleeds, as Sheila(my tent) is now all clean and ready to be slept in! Also Kaz was getting me exciting about the adventure, and it'll be damn good to see you again. Atleast now I have triple the chance of seeing you this year, with Luce and Drewps going also. Plus you'll get to meet my boyfriend Dan, and we can have some challenge and Carling tea lights.



ANYWHO, JohAnna is here now. So I'll sign awf, and update you all on my sad life. Wahoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Liebe Dich x

MMMMMMMY LORD, it's been a while, and I apologise.

I'm back, and hopping about as usual.

welllllll, I'm in the mood for some hardcore guitar strummyness in my face.

Well, it's Tuesday, and that means nothing really. Apart from the fact that drew is getting a credit card!!?? NONO don't be a big fat face in my eye ball.

OH nooooooo, phleep has no tea to eat. what are we going to do???? it's oky i fed him my sheep.

my life

ooooh i want a car, so i'm going to discuss this with my father. although my parents are shit with all that support parentalness so it'll not happen. he's gay. i'm not. drew is hahahahaaaaaaaaa


i really want to be nasty to people today, so if you're in the mood to take nastiness, just ask meeeeeeeee.

i think i'm suffering from that housebound insanity thing. kind of like when old pensioners go mad, and start talking to their pot plants. apart from the fact i don't have any pot plants. i have a trampoline though. and a parosol. which reminds me. i have the new tori album, which is all gut.

i stuck things on my study wall today, to remind me i have lots of work to do for college. but i don't think it worked, as i have only done part of a P6 paper. not core really. (as drew would say)

so what is this thing you talk of. oooh i love livejournal. i can just speak what goes around in my head. which generally is crap, and i can read what i have typed later and think ooooh ham, you're a knobhead.

i'm enjoying typing these days. i also enjoy to watch my fingers flapping away, stroking those creamy white keys. i hate the word creamy. i also hate the fact that i'm not using capital letters at all at the moment. which is not really.....................................................

BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i think i would to have a go on a drumkit right now.


please don't read this post.

cya bye.

I'm a sad raddish today.

I was suppose to go to Sunderland University with Gem and Siano, but I was feeling really ill this morning, and I had been throwing up a little last night, resulting in very little sleep.

CRAP ON A STICK

I feel incredibley bad for not going with them........So if both of you read this, I'm sorry I let you down! :( I don't think you'd appreciate my illness in your face though!

Well, this is what my life seems to be rounding off to. I'm either at college, or when I'm not at college I'm ill.

I think I might go and fester in bed for a while.

Well, I'm listening to Block Party apparently. Someone from the pub dropped the Cd awf for me to listen to. Not ba-yd.

Right then, today, being a tuesday, means, nothing really. Urgh lots of homework from col after being off but la. And also a yellow slip for my lack of attendance in general studies.

Sooooo yay for birthday meal!!! Twas a success I feel, and the amount of festerage was ab-so-lute-ly AWESEOME!!! Until 3pm, I think is a record for 5 people in one bed. Bearing in mind two of those people had impetago...........yey me and Phleep, scuMMy as man.

!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAUREN FACE!!!YOU'RE A CHUMP!!!AND I WISH I SAW YOU MORE!!!

Buffet lunch today, ay. YUMSTERS.

I feel Hammy........................................and I also feel like dying Drew's hair orange. I feel a trip to Leo's may occur for me on friday, although I'm worko, but I think I'll pop down laters. Heheee I hope Drew and Da Crew and awf their feet, and dancing along the walls, like wonderful rainbow creatures. UUUUUUUUURGH AS IF IT'S ONLY TUESDAY. I WANT TO GO OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!

Bye
x

Hi, I don't know if you remember me, but I'm Ham! My lord I haven't been on here for ages man!

Well, I'm well ill. I'm actually a real life fat face:( which is horrid, as I feel ugly and it's my birthday meal on saturday, and I hope I feel as if I don't want to go!

I went to the doctors again today, and he said I look better, but I feel like I'm having a bad day today, compared to yesterday that is. My face is a little painful, and is annoying me cause I want it to go away right now and die.

Falaaa, something that is also annoying me about it is that it is giving me this constant mild fuzzy headache feeling, so I can't actually think straight, and I'm trying to do college work and it's taking me ages. So I'm giving up an awful lot, which is not normal Hammy behaviour.

Hoop.........I feel so housebound, like that woman called Elsie off that program. Can you all call me Elsie now please!!! Although..............I went to Phleeps house today, and whacked some cream on his face as he has impetago, and was also kind enough to share it with me. SOOOOOOOOO I have every disease going at the moment.....I'm sooooooooo craBBBy. I do feel like walking sidewards sometimes. It might cheer me up some. Aaaaaaaaaw Phil was a sleepy moop when I arrived, and we listened to some musiK and I think he is ready to face the day now!! I feel responsible for that! ME! *proud*

I went to the bakery in Marske today, and the woman was well horrible, so I told her to forget it, and I walked out without that extra cream bun I wanted!!

I think I'm quite a classical Ham today, FLAPPY FLAP.

OMG!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT!!!! AS WE ARE PART OF THE EU THESE DAYS WE HAVE TO CALL pH, F NOW, HOW SHOCKING IS THAT!!!!lol, that's shit isn't it.

woooooooooooooooooop

I'm so shit at these things, my posts must be the most inorganic thing going. Not very carbon-esq. But I do enjoy it lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllacertanger.............................later mate
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HAHAHAHAHA HEHEHEHEHE

DREW IN A FEW YEARS TIME!!!

http://www.queerday.com/archives/007526.html

legs.

Ooooof, I 'ate thursdays me! fullllllll days of lessons, and especially after my lovely mon, tues, and weds which are just beauty to my life.

Excellent news!! I found my locker key, which I'd lost yesterday. Twas in my locker door, which is extreeeeemely lucky as there was roughly £1867.89 in there!! and not a penny was stolen. Also, more importantly, all my clems were there just sitting like golden orbs of wonder, waiting to be engulfed by........me. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmm.

Phleeep just rang me there, and it seems I'm eating foods from the western country of China wiht him this eve. So I have plans, which is excellent!

I love good plannage, me! Urgh I hate days when you come home have nothing planned, or just have homework to do, and you end up being a big fat fest fAce. Those days can rot and die for all I care.

Driving test on 2nd March, how scared and tense am I man. Although looking forward to it, I'm not really bothered if I don't pass as I just know it's the examiner being a knob, as my driving skills are mighty. Pfft.

What should I have for my Chinese!? Inspiration is needed here, so i'll need you guys to help me!

I think I'm awf now, but I may report my life a little more tonight. No hausaufgaben tonight which is well groovy. So CHILL CHILL CHILL, are the only things I must do.

MINTO BINTO BINGO BANGO..................

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Bye

P.S. Oooh Drew I hope you liked your letter! sorry we didn't get to talk much today, but I was a little distracted by my clem. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

'God sometimes you just don't come through'

This is what I'm being told by the beaut-i-FUL Tori Amos. How are you all??? I'm rather dandy, cool and groovy today. Mmmm I feel quite colesome today, (I hope you heard that ColeofAce) like being wrapped in something woollen. Welllllllll let's get on with my post-a-toastie.

First things first, I feel I should stop myself from doing the old adding ie or eo on the end of things. Lets see how it goes.

Tooooooday, I went to college, and got severely, 'clobbered', awf my lovely TrishfAce for not going to lessons last week. Turns out I missed lessons on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday, although I don't remember this. NEVERMIND.

After col driving I went, along roads and stuff. Didn't crash and just basically drove like a big fat driver. A little like Mini Driver. Urgh I hate her fAce!!

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa I have done something for DrewfAce to postio to her, I can't wait until she gets it, she'll actually die a thousand deaths.....................I hope she replies. Love you Drew.

Ooooooooooooooh

Bye x

Yup, hello guys, it's montag, and I'm feeling kinda strange. A little like a jigsaw with several pieces missing, or a giraffe with no tongue. NEVERMIND AYYYYYYY the day must go on. I think I'll do some worko tonight, so I feel ok about the time I have spent not doing anything productive. OH MY LORD! good news man, good news!!! I don't have to go into collo until..........(drumroll)........2:40pm!!! it makes me sick, and hope fully it makes you sick also.
OOh I went to Leeds this weekend, twas gut. I think it was all just a bit too rushy for me too take in. A nice lady made me smile though! she said I look like her son, who she thinks is gay. Which is nice. But then she paid for me and DanfAce to go in this night club, which I super buzzzed awf! I also was dared to ask the bar man if he wanted a foursome with Dan, Tom and I, but he said he wasn't into that kind of thing. SHAME.
Well, this is my first postio, so I'm breaking my Livejournal virginity. I'm so glad you were here to experience it! Love peace and no war! Ham x